What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What can help me fall asleep at night?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How can you maintain self-control?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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